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| Friend: | Why don't you have a boyfriend? |
| Me: | Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish. |

| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | hipsters blogs |
| me: | your crush asks someone else out |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| friend: | |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you |
